(Helen Keller style) I’ll shove leaves in your mouth (Ace Hardware style) and then and then I’ll insult your footwear. Oh yes, I’ll hunt your ass down and drag you out of your house (Nazi style) and take you into to the woods (inbred, drunken Cajun style) where no one will hear you scream.
#KENDRICK PREY FOR ME HAT FULL#
He was as authentic a sit com laugh track.Īnd do not…I repeat…DO NOT think you’re being clever or cute by responding to me in a comment full of LOL and LMAO’s or emoticons. If it’s for business? OK Otherwise, no.įor those who’ll argue this point, are you going to tell me there’s not something just a little creepy about a 51 year old man who has a My Space account and a Facebook, whatever the hell that it?.Īnd then he sealed my repulsion by sending me e-mails using that ridiculous chat shorthand crap–which I LOATHE–you know the ones…LOL, LMAO. Sorry CJ, but if you’re over age 35 (after some deliberation, that number has gone up…from age 25 earlier), you shouldn’t have a personal My Space account. This cartoon illustrates my point, perfectly and yes, it’s about that bad! A few sparks even flew and I thought… maybe…then he told me that he had a MySpace account. I was transfixed by my irritation when she made the third annoying reference to “pelluhs”. I was supposed to interview for an article on household tips but I have no idea what she said. She called a potato as a “puhtatuh”… pillow was a “pelluh”Īdd she insisted on saying “dunkey” for donkey. I interviewed a woman who made reference to the window as a “winduh”
I would rather eat my own ass than be subjected to two minutes of that in a conversation.
I’ve turned around and walked away from conversations in mid sentence because I hate it so much.
It’s been well established on my blog that I cannot and will not tolerate the incessant use of the word “like” especially with the upturned inflection nonsense placed at the end of the utterance…the very one that so many of today’s “yoots” use.
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